10) "Dog Bounty Hunter."
9) "Joe Millionaire." Maybe Vick could go on a dating show in order to help pay back his debt. Wasn't that Joe also a construction worker?
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20 May 2009
We know what that means: tons and tons of tv watching. Here are the Top 10 tv shows Vick is most likely to watch:
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16 May 2009
I thought I'd point out the Top 10 Things he MEANT TO SAY to Ms. Moore:
10) "I know he's not a thug. No real thug would ever get sponsorship from K-Mart."
9) "I meant to say, 'Your son's a cool dude,' not, 'Your son included.' Had some margaritas during the game. Slurred my words."
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30 April 2009
hy he doesn't need steroids, in hopes of convincing the vain ballplayer to lay off the juice.
The Top 10 Reasons why A-Roid doesn't need steroids:
10) Who wants b***h t**s? Furthermore, who wants to be called "B***h T**s" by your teammates? That's gotta make you feel like Cartman.
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28 April 2009
Don't wet yourselves, Nuggets fans. The Hornets just played THAT BAD. Here are the Top 10 Reasons why they shouldn't bother showing up for Game 5:
10) Jackie Moon from the Tropics just called - he guarantees they'll lose by 80 points or more, PLUS he'll fight a bear afterwards. That's entertainment.
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