Say Swine Flu keeps spreading. Say it gets worse, like "Outbreak" worse, and the majority of people in the US get it, including LeBron James. I still don't think I could beat him one-on-one. Even if it was first to score. Or if we played "PIG." Remember when Jordan had the flu in the '88 playoffs, and he dropped 47 against the Knicks, AT the Garden??? We spectators/bloggers/sports fans seriously over-estimate the flu. If LeBron had swine flu, not only would he stuff me like a Quizno's Torpedo, he would still be able to beat the following athletes/teams:
Barack Obama
2 May 2009
3 January 2009
Suddenly, Barack Obama's "change" and "yes we can" rhetoric seems relevant to college football, and I--along with several deservedly righteous Utah Utes players--are about to start marching against the establishment. If the BCS were a political issue, the word "crises" would be appropriate.
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